While walking the streets of NYC you are bound to hear things that will either make you stop and giggle or shake your head with confusion and/or wonderment. Here are a few from the past few days :
1) Dude! Now she's making me eat lettuce... WTF?
My thought: Dude! She's "grooming" you for the future... be aware.
2) Man in front of the Marriott Marquis: Yeah, they moved the TKTS booth from Times Square to here.
Woman with him: What do you mean? How could they move Times Square?
3) Visiting Man with first time visitor to NYC pointing to the Port Authority: "See that building? That's where buses come from NJ and Connecticut to Manhattan.
Me feeling friendly: It is amazing that buses come from all over the country and it is so coordinated.
Man: Rolling his eyes and looking at me like I'm an alien says... "pffft - from all over the country - yeah right"
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