Useful Tip #1

With the next few nights being bitterly cold... sort of like a Siberian shockwave of weather - a useful tip can be, well.... useful.

Something I learned when living at my last apartment, where the landlard (sic) installed a locked thermostat box during the winter and he kept the fucking thing on 60 degrees. Slumlord.

When you have late night cold feet - put your socks (hopefully clean) side by side in your microwave for 5 seconds on high - turn them over and go for 5 more seconds. VOILA - toasty warm tootsies.

NEVER EVER try this with pantyhose. Ever.